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Hofmaimaier to [email protected] • 2 years ago

not again...

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not again...

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Hofmaimaier to [email protected] • 2 years ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    87•2 years ago

    Craved, obviously: it would be a bit embarassing and uncomfortable, but at least I would not be harming it

    • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆
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      2 years ago

      If you’re gonna have to pick between two shitty situations (pun intended) then you might as well choose the less harmful one.

      Who knows? Maybe you have an undiscovered kink.

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        21•2 years ago

        With a bidet attachment so it can slurp every last bit

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          37•2 years ago

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        4•2 years ago

        What if it evolves a tongue and licks your asshole? Atleast if it hates it, it can evolve some safety mechanism like a fake poop pipe/mouth, or stomach acid idk.

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          4•2 years ago

          The tongue would be a bonus. I am too shy to ask for a rimjob, so this works out great actually.

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      19•2 years ago

      If the toilet is sentient, there should be consent on all parties included.

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      5•2 years ago

      Better to be loved than hated?

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