• @[email protected]
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    5816 days ago

    “Sorry, honey, can’t make it to the birth of our child, trying to debug this arch install”

        • @majestictechie
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          1416 days ago

          You get your V card back during the OS boot. Doesn’t matter if you had sex, booted arch? A virgin again.

          • HorseChandelier
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            215 days ago

            Now why didn’t I think of that? I must be worth money to someone as a card carrying V…

            /me off to grindr

        • babybus
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          1015 days ago

          This. We are not Gentoo users, we don’t make babies ourselves. We get them from AUR.